judge: sir, you are being charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing an illegal drugs…what do you gotta say for yourself?
me: i activate mirror force! now you will be charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing of illegal drugs.
judge:
June 2013
did you ever have a really cool thing happen and you couldnt talk about it because the only people you want to tell the really insanely cool shit to doesnt even care at all about anything that you do
As some one who’s almost always loved zombie movies, I’m glad zombies are being hyped right now. Maybe we’ll get some new material in rotation. I’m hoping World War Z doesn’t bust/suck because they separated from the book so much.
Life Of My Own
Cro-Mags
Cro-mags | Life of my own (live in the age of quarrel)
What qualifies you to give advice to anyone lol?
I’m 2 months (out of 3) into becoming CSCS Strength & Conditioning certified and one of my 2 majors in college is Nutrition. I also grew up obese in an obese family, lost the weight (and steered my family on the right track), and started powerlifting over a year ago. I’ve put more hours into reading medical journals regarding health than I should, and take my health very seriously since I lost an uncle to obesity caused by excessive alcoholism/eating. I probably don’t actually know anything though.
That being said, if anyone EVER needs advice on a diet or exercise routine, I am 100% willing to answer your questions and help you out, 24/7 no matter what for free. Inbox me, reply to a post, do whatever. Just get in contact.
Trying to play off changeable flaws (especially those that affect your health) as body positivity is stupid. You had to have an arm amputated at birth? Be positive, it isn’t you’re fault. You’re too lazy to go on a diet and get your ass to the gym? Cry me a fucking river.
My biggest regret in life is that I don’t feel like I did enough to support Hostess and the downfall of the Twinkie is all my fault.
